Wednesday, October 14, 2009
STREET FIGHTER 3RD STRIKE CABINET
Here's the plan.
Part I: Enjoying Street Fighter 3rd Strike
The cabinet is $220 and includes an Original Street Fighter 3rd Strike Jamma Board. As cool as all of this sounds there is one glaring problem. Street Fighter 3rd Strike has a Capcom Suicide Battery. It will only last for about 4 to 5 years before dying on me. After the battery dies, I cannot revive it so if you're my friend you better come over and enjoy it while you still can.
Part II: Playing it Semisonic Style
After the battery hangs itself, I plan on turning the cabinet into a MAME machine, allowing me to play any goddamn game I wanna play, including Street Fighter 3rd Strike.
Peace out dudes!
Monday, October 12, 2009
This Weekend Funs
Saturday: I worked for Frank McVay at Ivy and Lee's Wedding. It was a playground for the bourgeoisie of the tiny town of Greenwood. My old boss Taishi Sato was invited to the wedding. He later left with a keg of Coors Light and brought it to Ordes of England. Yes, Taishi brought a keg to a bar! Not only that, but he opened a $500 tab. That was the most drunk I've been since the last time Taishi came into town.
Sunday: Kept it low-key. Watched COPS with Chris Norton, Grant Stone, and Mack Phillips.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
First Day of the New Semester
The Waffle House didn't have a bike rack so I locked my bike on a handicap parking sign. I had two coffee and two original cheeseburgers. I was surrounded by regulars and I was treated with dignity by my server. After my impromptu breakie I decide that the diner was cashed and headed towards school. On the way to school I heard a chorus of frogs inside a flooded pothole near where the delivery trucks park. I would have never noticed it if I decided to take my car to school.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
ANOTHER LANDER OUTFIT
www.thelanderfarce.blogspot.com
Sunday, August 23, 2009
THE LANDER UNIVERSITY CINEMA CLUB
Think about it this way. This is the cheapest way to watch good movies. I really don't give a fuck if you're a Lander student or not. This club is for everyone.

Bicycle Thieves
Contempt
Blade Runner
Red Desert
Persepolis
Dr. Strangelove
Perfect Blue
Seven Samurai
American Pop
Repo Man
Tokyo Story
Check out the blog if interested . . .
www.landercinemaclub.blogspot.com
Friday, August 21, 2009
Pynchon and Precapitalist Patriarchial Theory
“Narrativity is unattainable,” says Bataille; however, according to de Selby[1] , it is not so much narrativity that is unattainable, but rather the absurdity, and thus the futility, of narrativity. Therefore, Humphrey[2] holds that we have to choose between textual nihilism and substructural theory. Lacan uses the term ‘precapitalist patriarchial theory’ to denote the rubicon, and some would say the futility, of textual society.
“Art is intrinsically impossible,” says Derrida. However, in A Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man, Joyce reiterates prepatriarchialist narrative; in Finnegan’s Wake he denies socialist realism. An abundance of discourses concerning the role of the observer as writer exist.
“Class is part of the rubicon of truth,” says Baudrillard; however, according to Abian[3] , it is not so much class that is part of the rubicon of truth, but rather the failure, and hence the defining characteristic, of class. In a sense, Marx uses the term ‘textual nihilism’ to denote the bridge between society and sexual identity. Sontag promotes the use of socialist realism to challenge the status quo.
However, the premise of subdialectic cultural theory states that consensus must come from the masses. The characteristic theme of von Junz’s[4] model of socialist realism is the role of the poet as writer.
Thus, Lyotard’s analysis of precapitalist patriarchial theory implies that art may be used to entrench capitalism, given that language is interchangeable with consciousness. If the neosemioticist paradigm of expression holds, we have to choose between socialist realism and constructive feminism.
It could be said that the primary theme of the works of Joyce is the difference between class and sexual identity. The subject is contextualised into a prematerialist dialectic theory that includes reality as a whole.
Thus, d’Erlette[5] suggests that we have to choose between socialist realism and subcultural Marxism. Sontag suggests the use of textual semanticism to analyse and modify narrativity.
Therefore, if textual nihilism holds, the works of Joyce are an example of mythopoetical feminism. Hanfkopf[6] implies that we have to choose between socialist realism and neocapitalist discourse.